Card of the Day: My Heart?
Friday, January 29th, 2010Did you know they do heart valve replacements with pig and cow hearts? The pig learned about it on Grey’s Anatomy. Silly Christina Yang was running around prepping a woman for a valve replacement, only the woman couldn’t decide if she wanted pig or cow parts.
We say pick pig! We’ve got strong hearts. If you [...]
Tags: christina yang, dark humor, grey's anatomy, heart, love, TonyInfamous, valentine's day, valve replacement
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>This Relationship is a Full Time Job: Card of the Day
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Mom always said a good relationship is hard work. But to what end?
How much time are you spending plotting, projecting moods, triangulating requests?
Drop that anxiety provoking jerk and come chill with the Pig on Valentine’s Day! We’re still desperate and dateless for the big day.
You can thank Konstantin Vernikovskiy, for the card, for the date. [...]
Tags: Konstantin Vernikovskiy, relationships, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Your Chair Awaits: Valentine’s Day Card
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010Baby, have you been naughty or nice this year? Well, regardless, I’d say it’s time for a Valentine’s Day spanking! Bring the paddle. I’m waiting.
TonyInfamous is the naughtest of all, and he’s the creator of this card. Check out his other work here.
Tags: chair, dirty humor, naughty, spanking, TonyInfamous, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | 1 Comment »>Happy V-Day, When Can We Have Sex?
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010So that’s what they’re really after? As a pig, I’m offended. We get depicted as the condomless, animals that want sex without taking safety procautions. Screw that. They named their company after a fake horse incident. Why not depict a bunch of nasty, fake horses looking for a cheap thrill?
Stop painting the porcine in filthy [...]
Tags: condom commerical, Jabzug, sex, trojan horse, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: Groundhog’s Day
Monday, January 25th, 2010Check your calendar folks, Groundhog’s Day is literally eight days away. Next Tuesday, the most famous rodent the world has ever known to man, behind Mickey Mouse of course (and maybe Minnie too), will make an appearance and tell us with his coy little shadow games if there will be more winter. Oh yes, Punxsutawney [...]
Tags: benschwartz, groundhog's day, mickey mouse, minnie mouse, Punxsutawney Phil
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Artist Spotlight: Konstantin Vernikovskiy
Friday, January 22nd, 2010Sometimes you see a person’s name and work and you bridge the two together, creating a mental image of what you believe the person looks like, enjoys doing, etc. Konstantin Vernikovskiy never gives you exactly what you’re expecting. His work is dark and beautiful, and always uniquely clever in its wording.
We caught up with Konstantin [...]
Tags: Konstantin Vernikovskiy, micro-stories, video games, web-comics
Posted in artists | No Comments »>Falling for You: Card of the Day
Friday, January 22nd, 2010Will you catch me? Pigs are pretty heavy. And when we fall, we fall hard.
Snort. Snort. Ahhhh!
If you couldn’t tell this is a g-ship card, you should check out more of his stuff.
Tags: falling for you, g-ship, love, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>This is Love: Card of the Day
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Here’s a card that says, “don’t let anyone judge your love.”
So whether you’re dating a monkey or look like one (or pig for that matter), tell the world you’re in love!
Though it has a Dr. Suess look to it, this is another g-ship original. There’s plenty more where that came from.
Tags: dr. suess, g-ship, monkey, this is love
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: The Power of Hypnosis
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Spooky. But around the sty, we know that love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Although we wouldn’t want to fall victim to love by hypnosis, we hear it’s popular in rap songs…
For some reason, the pig just can’t look away.
The pig
can’t
stop
staring…
Konstantin we’re compelled to love you.
Tags: compels, hypnosis, konstan, love, power
Posted in Card of the Day | 1 Comment »>Greeting Card Break Up: Card of the Day
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s definitely time to get your impending break up out of the way. Brutal or not, do it before you have to spend an uncomfortable, expectation-ridden holiday with someone you’re not excited about.
One word: Brutal.
Break up by greeting card is brutal. Break up on or around Valentine’s Day, [...]
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