People say all publicity is good publicity. But if you’ve got people thinking of you because they’re trying to find a way to inflict pain, it’s not good thing.
If someone has you so angry that you’re scheming, thinking up ways to do that person harm. Save yourself the hassle of making the actual voodoo doll. The person probably isn’t worth the trouble. Instead, send a card. A greeting card says, I think you’re scum, but at least I’m thinking of you.
It might be fun to make a voodoo pig doll. Next time we have arts and crafts here around the sty, we’ll have to give that a shot.
This card is one of Konstantin Vernikovskiy’s creations. There’s plenty more where that came from!