So that’s what they’re really after? As a pig, I’m offended. We get depicted as the condomless, animals that want sex without taking safety procautions. Screw that. They named their company after a fake horse incident. Why not depict a bunch of nasty, fake horses looking for a cheap thrill?
Stop painting the porcine in filthy roles. If we snort, do we not breathe? If you cut us, do we not squeel in pain?
In any case, we pigs get a bad rap. We like romance: candy and flowers. Put ‘em in a doggie bag for us. Nothing makes us happier.
We know how Jabzug feels about romance anyway… She’s the piglet that put this card together.