Happy V-Day, When Can We Have Sex?
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010So that’s what they’re really after? As a pig, I’m offended. We get depicted as the condomless, animals that want sex without taking safety procautions. Screw that. They named their company after a fake horse incident. Why not depict a bunch of nasty, fake horses looking for a cheap thrill?
Stop painting the porcine in filthy [...]
Tags: condom commerical, Jabzug, sex, trojan horse, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Greeting Card Break Up: Card of the Day
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s definitely time to get your impending break up out of the way. Brutal or not, do it before you have to spend an uncomfortable, expectation-ridden holiday with someone you’re not excited about.
One word: Brutal.
Break up by greeting card is brutal. Break up on or around Valentine’s Day, [...]
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Thank You, Thank You, Thank You: Cards for Today
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010Now that the holidays have come and gone, be a classy piglet and thank your relatives and friends for all the cool stuff they got you.
There’s a whole selection of Thank You cards available here for your perusing. But here are some of our all-time favorites:
If you like one of these thank yous, click on [...]
Tags: favorite cards, Jabzug, thank you, TonyInfamous, tusssk
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: Sorry I Suck So Much
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010Did you forget to get someone important a good gift over the holidays?
Take that special person for a milkshake as a sign of good faith. Just make sure you don’t slurp the whole thing up while they’re in the bathroom or looking in the other direction…
Be a considerate piglet and apologize for your bad behavior. [...]
Tags: apologies, apology, be considerate, Jabzug, milkshakes, sharing
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: What up, Santa?
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Santa spits flows like what.
Fo sho.
The pig thought the only kind of rap Santa was familiar with was wrapping paper… Who knew?
Thanks to Jabzug for exposing Santa’s rapping capabilities. Check out her other work here.
Tags: coal, ho ho ho, Jabzug, rap, santa, wrapping paper, yo yo yo
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Artist Spotlight: Jabzug (AKA Johanna Abzug)
Friday, December 11th, 2009Jabzug, known to the real world as Johanna Abzug, is always on top of the pop culture comedy. She made a card featuring Polanski in jail, another one highlighting the Balloon Boy incident (cover art below), and Kanye, Imma let you finish card. Beyond the amusing cultural references, she’s created a greeting card to break [...]
Tags: AIR, artist spotlight, balloon boy, Brooklyn, Jabzug, kanye, pedophile, polanski, santa
Posted in artists | No Comments »>Card of the Day: It’s Snot!
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009You gross!
So what if pigs snort and spend our days in muddy sties? Huh?
With all this swine flu business, we’ve definitely learned to cover our noses! Look at that blob of snot. That ain’t right!
Runny nose, be gone! Jabzug commands you to get well soon!
Tags: get well soon, Jabzug, snot
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: Steak, Well Done
Friday, November 27th, 2009The Pig thinks this is very clever, even though he’s not a big meat eater. And he generally prefers bacon to steak…
This is a Jabzug creation. See more of her work here.
Tags: congrats, Jabzug, steak, well done
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009Today is the big day for gluttonous overindulgence. Get your fill while you can. From all of us at PigSpigot, Happy Thanksgiving!
If you haven’t gotten your Thanksgiving greetings out, check out this round up post. Still time to get ecards out before the feast.
Tags: Gluttony, Jabzug, Thanksgiving
Posted in Card of the Day, PigSpigot | No Comments »>Card of the Day: Greeting Card Break Up
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Akin to breaking up with someone via voicemail, email or text, a greeting card has the added quality of usually being a kind gesture. Breaking up with someone via greeting card says, I cared enough to send the worst. For an added insult, send your break up greeting as a public tweeting card.
How thoughtful!
This brilliantly [...]
Tags: break up, cruel, greeting card, Jabzug
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