I’m a Shit: Card of the Day

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

For failing to actually get a card of the day post up on New Year’s Day, I’m a shit. For bringing in the new year and the new decade without you, I’m sorry, I’m a shit.  For watching the ball drop on TV instead of going out with you, I’m sorry too…
Pigs will be [...]

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Card of the Day: Tiger Wants A Mulligan

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods ya’ll.  Nothing makes a professional athletes career, or a politicians for that matter, like a good sex scandal.  SNL is having a field day with the star’s recent fall from grace.
How many Mulligans does one golfer get?  With the alleged mistress count up to seven, Tiger better hope his take backs [...]

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Card of the Day: Sorry!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

This card speaks for itself.  Is it a half-felt apology, or is it really just that honest?  You’ll have to decide that for yourself.  But it sounds kind of awful either way.
You can thank conorb for this apology.  If you’d like to ask for his formal apology for this card’s creation, validating half apologies and [...]

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