Gothic Valentine: Card of the Day
Monday, February 8th, 2010What’s black and what and red all over? A Gothic kid holding roses for his Valentine’s Day date.
Bad taste? Maybe. But the point is that love comes in all shapes and sizes: Goth, naughty, preps, jocks and freaks.
We like the freaks. They seem to get us pigs… Sometimes too well. :-/
This card was created by [...]
Tags: gothic, Konstantin Vernikovskiy, poem, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Holy Crap It’s February: Card of the Day
Monday, February 1st, 2010That means Valentine’s Day is just days away, and Mr. Pig here hasn’t gotten Mrs. Piggie anything for the big day. Here’s an option:
So it’s a little gruesome? Who cares?
Judge not, lest you be judged. Isn’t that what the bible says…
It also says not to eat pig. You should remember that too.
This is a [...]
Tags: February, mr. pig, mrs. piggie, TonyInfamous, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: My Heart?
Friday, January 29th, 2010Did you know they do heart valve replacements with pig and cow hearts? The pig learned about it on Grey’s Anatomy. Silly Christina Yang was running around prepping a woman for a valve replacement, only the woman couldn’t decide if she wanted pig or cow parts.
We say pick pig! We’ve got strong hearts. If you [...]
Tags: christina yang, dark humor, grey's anatomy, heart, love, TonyInfamous, valentine's day, valve replacement
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>This Relationship is a Full Time Job: Card of the Day
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Mom always said a good relationship is hard work. But to what end?
How much time are you spending plotting, projecting moods, triangulating requests?
Drop that anxiety provoking jerk and come chill with the Pig on Valentine’s Day! We’re still desperate and dateless for the big day.
You can thank Konstantin Vernikovskiy, for the card, for the date. [...]
Tags: Konstantin Vernikovskiy, relationships, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Your Chair Awaits: Valentine’s Day Card
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010Baby, have you been naughty or nice this year? Well, regardless, I’d say it’s time for a Valentine’s Day spanking! Bring the paddle. I’m waiting.
TonyInfamous is the naughtest of all, and he’s the creator of this card. Check out his other work here.
Tags: chair, dirty humor, naughty, spanking, TonyInfamous, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | 1 Comment »>Happy V-Day, When Can We Have Sex?
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010So that’s what they’re really after? As a pig, I’m offended. We get depicted as the condomless, animals that want sex without taking safety procautions. Screw that. They named their company after a fake horse incident. Why not depict a bunch of nasty, fake horses looking for a cheap thrill?
Stop painting the porcine in filthy [...]
Tags: condom commerical, Jabzug, sex, trojan horse, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Falling for You: Card of the Day
Friday, January 22nd, 2010Will you catch me? Pigs are pretty heavy. And when we fall, we fall hard.
Snort. Snort. Ahhhh!
If you couldn’t tell this is a g-ship card, you should check out more of his stuff.
Tags: falling for you, g-ship, love, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: I May Not be a Smart Man…
Thursday, January 14th, 2010You’ve gotta love a good Forest Gump reference, right? While we’re at it, I could go really go for some shrimp. Pigs and shrimp go well together – we’re treif buddies.
Although this card is listed under Valentine’s Day, it’s a lovey card for all occasions. If your honey loves movie references, drop this as a [...]
Tags: Forest Gump, love, smart man, TonyInfamous, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | 1 Comment »>Card of the Day: Your Move
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Sometimes relationships are like a chess game. You move your pawn forward on square at a time, waiting for the other player to move his pawn forward one square at a time. Vulnerability is moves away, once you’ve learned how the other person likes to position her pieces on the board. [...]
Tags: board game, chess, relationships, TonyInfamous, valentine's day
Posted in Card of the Day | No Comments »>Card of the Day: You’re My Halloween Treat
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009What do you get when you cross the sweetness of Valentine’s Day with the “trick or treat” of the Halloween season? This card.
Who knew Halloween could be so romantic?
It’s an unexpected surprise, and that’s why this card is today’s card of the day.
It was created by J9 Designs, who has been featured on this [...]
Tags: Card of the Day, Halloween, j9designs, romance, treats, valentine's day
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