Greetings Piglets!
Our most favorite love-themed holiday is just around the corner, and the cockles of our hearts are getting warmer by the second. Looking for the perfect way to send Valentine’s Day greetings out to the one (or ones) you love? Say it with puppies. Or try some beatnik poetry. Or — sheeee-it! — let Sen. Clay Davis tell them how it is. However you decide to share your love, we’ve got you covered. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dumped Cards!
Of course, we can’t forget about those less fortunate this holiday season. We’re talking about, of course, our friends and loved ones who have been dumped. Perhaps the most-appropriate card for such an occasion is a thoughtful, simple card that expresses regret about the split. Or perhaps a slightly more colorful design that mentions the possibility of other loves in the future. But it’s also possible you’re feeling less-than-charitable towards the ex. In that case, send your friend this card to tell her that she got out just in time!
President’s Day!
On February 15th, the nation honors it leaders past and present. Our current president is going through a little bit of a rough patch right now, so he could certainly use the support. The Democrats have lost a key seat in the senate, the press is giving him less latitude, and there’s no money left for social programs. What’s Obama to do? Depending on your politics, you might envision him removing his Clark Kent suit and flying to the rescue. If you’re a little less charitable, you might see him taking a new tack one on of his campaign slogans. And if you think he’s gotten a bit of a big head from his popularity, you could see him crowning himself or even reworking Mt. Rushmore to suit his vision!
That’s all for this week, folks. We hope you’ll continue to be the Kermit to our Miss Piggy.
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Much porcine love,
The Pig